Име: Surgery Horns
Описание: Express your appreciation of the metal.

Име: Flippin' The Bird
Описание: Show the patient your disdain.

Име: Pinky Swear
Описание: Make a promise with the ribcage.

Име: Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News
Описание: Answer the phone.

Име: Valve Actually Let Us Do This?
Описание: Successfully use the VHS tape.

Име: Vworrrp Vworrrp
Описание: Create a Time Lord.

Име: Shh I Doctor Now
Описание: Calm your patient.

Име: It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It
Описание: Perform a heart transplant.

Име: Nigel The Secretary
Описание: Go about your secretarial duties.

Име: Like A Wet Paper Towel
Описание: Throw the new heart away.

Име: Archimedes!
Описание: Hit Archimedes with a heart.

Име: I Immediately Regret This Decision
Описание: Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.

Име: About As Politically Correct As Fur
Описание: Give the patient a... scarf.

Име: Go For The Optics!
Описание: Perform "laser eye surgery".

Име: What Have I Done??
Описание: Lose the patient within 15 seconds.

Име: Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!
Описание: Completely smash up the rib cage.

Име: Keyhole Surgery
Описание: Completely remove the rib cage.

Име: The Beat Of Your Heart
Описание: Replace the heart with something else.

Име: You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!
Описание: Perform a double kidney transplant.

Име: Socialised Medicine!
Описание: Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.

Име: I Should Never Have Doubted Myself
Описание: Get an A++ rating on a procedure.

Име: Kali Mah!
Описание: Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Име: Performance Anxiety
Описание: Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

Име: Don't In-Test My Patience
Описание: Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

Име: Call Trisha
Описание: Now where did you leave her number...

Име: I Think I've Got This
Описание: Perform a brain transplant.

Име: Sweet Blasphemy
Описание: Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Име: Hammer Time
Описание: Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.

Име: I'm Sure He'll Live
Описание: Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Име: Like An Animal
Описание: Throw everything on the floor in the brain transplant surgery.

Име: Performance Enhancer?
Описание: Complete a procedure after being drugged. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

Име: Nine Nine Nine!
Описание: Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.

Име: Life's Too Short
Описание: Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Име: Surgetricity
Описание: Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Име: One With The Speed Bumps
Описание: Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

Име: How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?
Описание: Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.

Име: When You Have No Choice But To Operate
Описание: Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.

Име: At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood
Описание: Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Име: Butter Fingers
Описание: Lose every organ out of the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Име: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Описание: Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.

Име: Mother Hen
Описание: Don't lose any tools out of the back of the ambulance.

Име: 10 Megabytes Of Raw Data
Описание: Collect all floppy disks.

Име: Frikkin' Lasers
Описание: Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Име: A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed
Описание: Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

Име: Brainstorm
Описание: Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Име: Nigel You Bloody Hero
Описание: Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Име: Best Surgeon In The World
Описание: Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Име: And They Said It Was Impossible!
Описание: Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Име: Spaaaaaace
Описание: Go where no surgeon has gone before.

Име: Practically Licensed
Описание: Complete all procedures.

Име: There Is Nothing More To Teach...
Описание: Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

Име: The Sound Of Progress My Friend!
Описание: Explode a heart.

Име: Let's Go Practice Medicine
Описание: Perform an uber heart transplant.

Име: Should I Be Awake For This?
Описание: Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.

Име: That's How I Lost My Medical License
Описание: Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Име: Hah We Probably Made You Do It Again
Описание: Perform a heart transplant in space.

Име: In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed
Описание: Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Име: No Time To Admire The View
Описание: Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Име: Zero G Kidney
Описание: Perform a double kidney transplant in space.

Име: The Surgery Of The Future
Описание: Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Име: Stomach O'Clock
Описание: Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Име: Enter The Code
Описание: I'm not sure that was worth it...

Име: We're Going On An Adventure!
Описание: Take your radio with you.

Име: It's Hardly Rocket Science
Описание: Perform a brain transplant in space.

Име: Precision Instrument Time
Описание: Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Име: Speedrun Time
Описание: Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Име: It's In! It's In I Tell You!
Описание: ...and it was going so well.

Име: Let's See That Sick Filth Again
Описание: Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Име: Nothing But Skull
Описание: Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Име: Screw The Prime Directive
Описание: Reveal your next patient.

Име: I Have No Idea What I'm Doing
Описание: Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Име: Best Surgeon In The Universe
Описание: Complete all 6 secret transplants.

Име: What A Load Of Bull
Описание: Listen to the surgeon rap.

Име: I Am A Genius!
Описание: Create a Hammerhead shark.

Име: Like a hotdog down a hallway.
Описание: Perform a corridor heart transplant.

Име: I Can't Work Under These Conditions!
Описание: Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Име: Don't Even Need A Bucket
Описание: Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Име: Delivery Coming Through
Описание: Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.

Име: Right Tools At The Right Time
Описание: Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Име: Tunnel Vision
Описание: Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Име: We're Going Bowling!
Описание: Perform a corridor brain transplant.

Име: The Speed Of A Neuron
Описание: Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

Име: The Brains Of The Operation
Описание: Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Име: Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing
Описание: Perform an eye transplant.

Име: No More Worse Than Shampoo
Описание: Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Име: Lumberjack
Описание: Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

Име: Blink And You'll Miss It
Описание: Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

Име: Heterochromia
Описание: Give the patient heterochromia.

Име: Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist
Описание: Perform a teeth transplant.

Име: Those Are Some Healthy Gums
Описание: Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

Име: You May Feel A Light Tapping
Описание: Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Име: Don't Run With Scalpels
Описание: Perform a corridor eye transplant.

Име: Won't Even Need Glasses!
Описание: Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Име: The Goggles Do Nothing
Описание: Completely smash up the goggles.

Име: Blinding Speed Surgery
Описание: Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Име: Mobile Dentistry
Описание: Perform a corridor teeth transplant.

Име: Open Really Wide
Описание: Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Име: Grin And Bear It
Описание: Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Име: Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum
Описание: Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Име: You Can't Handle The Tooth!
Описание: Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

Име: Keep Your Eyes On The Road
Описание: Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.

Име: At Worst, You're Now Colourblind
Описание: Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Име: I Can See For Miles... Per Hour
Описание: Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

Име: Brace For Surgery
Описание: Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

Име: Not The Time Or Place For Precision
Описание: Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

Име: No Need To Curb Stomp Him
Описание: Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Име: First Success
Описание: Complete an alien organ transplant.

Име: You're Free Now
Описание: Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Име: My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me
Описание: Perform an eye transplant in space.

Име: Eye Of The Space Storm
Описание: Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Име: Expert Space Stalker
Описание: Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Име: Orbital Dentist
Описание: Perform a teeth transplant in space.

Име: Maintained Healthy Gums At Least
Описание: Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Име: The Tooth Is Out There
Описание: Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.