Име: Greetings, Earth Citizens
Описание: Beat a mission wearing the astronaut helmet and backpack!

Име: Shoot Many Robots
Описание: Kill 10,000 robots!

Име: Shoot Some Robots
Описание: Kill 100 robots!

Име: Happy 50th, Walter
Описание: Reach level 50!

Име: Lookie, Many Stars
Описание: Get 75 stars!

Име: Dominate at Fatherhood
Описание: Beat a mission wearing the baby carrier!

Име: Slotally Tober Saughter
Описание: Complete a mission on hard or insane without dying or drinking a beer!

Име: Punch Many Bullets
Описание: Punch two bullets, killing two robots, with one melee swing!

Име: Lower Carbon Footprints
Описание: Destroy a robot overlord in multiplayer!

Име: Get Over It
Описание: Revive other players 8 times!

Име: Make Many Friends
Описание: Play co-op!

Име: Number One Tugnut
Описание: Come in 1st in a four-player mission!