Име: I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale
Описание: Awarded for completing your 128th jump.

Име: I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me
Описание: Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total.

Име: I Have Come to The Point in My Life Where I Appreciate Christmas Mall Music
Описание: Seriously. Christmas mall music eventually seeps into your brain, and you get all domestic, and you start looking at the children and going, "well, wouldn't it be nice to have kids of my own someday, so that I can play video games with them?" In the meantime, get 4 stars on all the levels in the freeeee Christmas Mall Music pack.

Име: One Fewer Than a Lewd Innuendo Because We Are Totally Past That Phase
Описание: Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70 is right out.

Име: I Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer, and Love Myself For It
Описание: Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates.

Име: OooooOOoooOOOooOOOOoOOOOO!!! -- O Ooooooooo Ooooooooo ooo Ooooooo
Описание: Geez. So, like, you're parachuting, and your velocity has decreased to the point where you're probably not going to die, right? So, what do you do? Have a sandwich? What if you held the O key down long enough? You could get this achievement. Or, you could say, "Oh, I don't want to do that." That is also okay. Also, Ichiro says that if you e-mail Owlchemy Labs customer support with the phrase "Alex is nude," it'd be a good way to mess with them. Pretty lousy thing for us to say, given that Owlchemy spent a lot of time working on this game, right? That's life. It's real. It's raw!

Име: I am at Risk of Contracting Mononucleosis, Which is Known Colloquially as the Kissing Disease
Описание: This achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10,000 kisses total.

Име: I Have Completed Every Single of the New Levels and Can Honestly Say That I am Awesome
Описание: Complete the 43 new levels in Awesome. You know, the lower levels? When you click on the down arrow from the level selection screen. Those levels.

Име: I Avoid Sleep Wherever Possible, So I Played AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! a Whole Lot
Описание: Awarded for completing 4,096 jumps.

Име: The Rhylos and Skaery Memorial Achievement, for Which We Will Honor Them
Описание: All fives. All five stars. On all levels. 81 levels. Yeah.