Име: It's HAZARD TIME!
Описание: Start your first game. "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"

Име: Take 5.
Описание: Pause the game for the first time. "Hey...come back here and play!"

Име: Hands-On Approach
Описание: Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"

Име: Straight-A Student
Описание: Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."

Име: Headache
Описание: Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."

Име: Disco is Dead
Описание: Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"

Име: Migraine
Описание: Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"

Име: Stung
Описание: Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now."

Име: Blind Luck
Описание: Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."

Име: Head of the Class
Описание: Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."

Име: Plink
Описание: Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. "Frag you."

Име: Uncovered
Описание: Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"

Име: Russian to the Finish
Описание: Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love."

Име: Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Описание: Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."

Име: Auto Dealer
Описание: Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"

Име: Deja-Vu
Описание: Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again."

Име: Better Than One
Описание: Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"

Име: Russian Attack
Описание: Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."

Име: Eat FIST!
Описание: Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."

Име: Housing Crisis
Описание: Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!"

Име: Second Amendment
Описание: Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."

Име: Feeling Punchy
Описание: Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."

Име: Shield Master
Описание: Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"

Име: Pure Energy
Описание: Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"

Име: Tramm Ride
Описание: Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles."

Име: Maxx Karnage
Описание: Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."

Име: ...Where Credit is Due
Описание: Watch the credits from beginning to end. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"

Име: Your Turn
Описание: Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."

Име: Talk!
Описание: "What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."

Име: Boom
Описание: Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"

Име: Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Описание: Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"

Име: Death Hazard
Описание: Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"

Име: Well, I Heard Them Scream
Описание: Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle. "Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."

Име: Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
Описание: Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle. "Like I said…"

Име: Meet Quentin.
Описание: Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!"

Име: Hazard Avoider
Описание: Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"

Име: Multiplayer Master!
Описание: "What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."

Име: Pseudo-Hazard
Описание: Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"

Име: Hazard Master
Описание: Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. "You've done this before, haven't you?"

Име: Head Cheese
Описание: Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. "Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."

Име: Meat Your Maker
Описание: Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker. "Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."

Име: Dances With Guns
Описание: Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"

Име: Pull!
Описание: Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. "That was a blast!"

Име: No Pain, No Gain
Описание: Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. "That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."

Име: Say "No" to Pots
Описание: Shoot 30 potted plants. "Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"

Име: Draw
Описание: Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters. "Now all we need is the spaghetti..."

Име: Fire Hazard
Описание: Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."

Име: Bedlam Basher
Описание: Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward."

Име: Just a Flesh Wound
Описание: Complete a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."

Име: Observe the Grenade
Описание: Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher. "Test the grenades: check!"

Име: King of Hazard Land!
Описание: Earn all Trophies in the game. "You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"